Jokes for Halloween

What's a witche's favorite subject?
Answer:Spelling
What does a ghost get when he get's hurt?
Answer:A Boo boo.

Smilies

What did the wisdom tooth say to the molar?
Answer:I'm smarter than you.

Jokey Dokey

Why did the cheese not understand school?
Answer:His brain is filled withe holes!
What do pigs use in their computers?
Answer:Sloppy Disks!

Poker Jokes

How did the card do on ihis test?
Answer:He aced it!

Riddles of the Day

You drive down a road,and it splits in half and there are two identical twins that live in the only house there. One always lies and the other always tells the truth. What question do you ask?
Answer: What would your brother say?

Jokes of the Day

What's a sissor's national anthem?
Three sheers for the red white and blue!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes!